Do we not want to see Justice Katju Live on TV TimesNow exchanging shots with Justice Arnab?
An imaginary piece Inspired by
Judge Karen Mills Francis’s Ebook “Stay In Your Lane -Judge Karen’s Guide To living Your Best Life’
(1)
In the mountains of Tibet
Younger Lama askedElder Lama
“What is aDoctrine?”
“A doctrine isessentially a slogan
Composed by a judge,
To capture a conceptof law.”
Elder Lamasimplified.
“What is thedoctrine of
‘Stay In Your Lane’?”
Asked Younger Lama
Elder Lama replied,
“There is nosuch doctrine in law books.
But one retired ladyjudge in U.S.,
Named Karen Mills Francis hosted
A TV Channel RealityShow
Titled ‘Stay In Your Lane’
“The TV showbecame very popular,
And TRP rating of TVChannel sky-rocketed,
And then, she alsowrote an e-book titled,
‘Stay In Your Lane -Judge Karen’s Guide
To living Your Best Life’
“This is how thephrase
‘Stay in Your Lane’became a “doctrine of Law”
Elder Lama explained
“Can retiredSupreme Court Judges
Host realities showson TV Channels?”
Younger Lama asked abaseless and irrelevant question
“One TV Channelis contemplating
To host a TV Realityshow titled,
‘Hang The Corrupt on a Lamp Post’.
The channel isplanning to invite
A retired Supreme Court Judge
To host the show.
But there is nothingofficial about this.”
Elder Lama gave abaseless and irrelevant reply
to a baseless and irrelevant question.
(2)
Younger Lama askednext day,
“What is in thebook,
‘Stay In YourLane’?”
“The book isaddressed to
Lady Judges and LadyLawyers and to
Almost all of us.
The book tells that most of our problems arise,
because We Don’t Stay in Our Lane
And book tells lady judges and lady advocates
about how tosurvive
In a societydominated by
male-judges andmale-lawyers”
Elder Lama replied
“In that case,
The book cannot haveany use to
Male-judges andmale-lawyers.!!”
Younger Lamadeclared.
“No. The book isuseful to
Male-judges andmale-lawyers and other male-kind also.”
Replied Elder Lamaand added,
“The book givesthem a ready-made list of
weaknesses of Ladyjudges and lady lawyers,
and in general weaknesses of Female-intelligent-Class of Society””
It can be used as a guidebook by both
men and women
For different purposes!”
Said Elder Lama.
Haresh Raichuara
P.S. Inspired by e-book abovenamed.